“I don’t know, that doesn’t sound like the Donald Trump I know,” Jimmy Kimmel joked.
“And it’s no surprise — the president is known for inflated assets.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“You can tell Trump is worried because he just asked Ron DeSantis to fly him somewhere random in the middle of the night.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Olivia Wilde cleared up rumors around her new directorial effort, “Don’t Worry Darling,” while on Wednesday’s “Late Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Allison Janney will appear on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”